cakeandotheredibles:

im not saying i deserve to be rich and famous im just saying i feel like i was supposed to be

posted 18 hours ago with 287,028 notes

clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

posted 18 hours ago with 347,406 notes

dutchster:

i love it when my brain decides to let me be happy

posted 18 hours ago with 11,742 notes

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

posted 18 hours ago with 52,986 notes

"I don’t like to talk about what hurts"

posted 18 hours ago with 117,014 notes

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive